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    good morning, good night whereever you are

    I saw this in the internet: enjoy!


    A long time ago, I read this in Traveller's Tale section of the Far Eastern Economic Review, maybe 10 year ago. Somehow I managed to find this piece, and it is worth the read. Supposedly a true event. Have fun. I had a good laugh.


    Room Service: Morny. Rune-sore-bees.
    Hotel Guest: Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service.
    RS: Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?
    HG: Uh... yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.
    RS: Ow July then?
    HG: What?
    RS: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch...?
    HG: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.
    RS: Ow July thee baycome? Crease?
    HG: Crisp will be fine.
    RS: Okay. An Santos?
    HG: What?
    RS: Santos. July Santos?
    HG: Ugh. I don't know... I don't think so.
    RS: No. Judo one toes?
    HG: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
    "judo one toes" means. I'm sorry.
    RS: Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we
    bother?
    HG: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine.
    An English muffin will be fine.
    RS: We bother?
    HG: No. Just put the bother on the side.
    RS: Wad?
    HG: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
    RS: Copy?
    HG: I feel terrible about this but...
    RS: Copy. Copy, tea, mill...
    HG: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.
    RS: One Minnie. Ass rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome,
    tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?
    HG: Whatever you say.
    RS: Okay. Tendjewberrymud.
    HG: You're welcome.



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    coffee, coffee give me more coffee!
    bluecoffee

 

 

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