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    True or false, is coffee better than getting it on?

    That smooth perfect espresso from your favourite cafe.
    Is it more rewarding than what comes naturally?

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    Coffee is good, but not that good!
    Have you ever walked through the aisle of your local grocer and smelled the death of a dying bean?

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    Well, not better, but more essential. If I go one day without coffee then I have incapacitating headaches, I could go a lot longer then that without ... well you know.

    My wife would say that coffee is more reliable and a cup lasts longer...

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    Hooligan: ROFL!!!

    I would have to say it depends on the coffee and the mood I'm in. I have had a few cups come close but never better and I have had some wicked awesome coffee in my time!

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    In college we had a saying. Pizza is like sex. Or maybe it was sex is like pizza. When it is good, it is great. When it is bad, it is still OK.

    Coffee doesn't hold up as well on the low end of the scale. Bad coffee is really, really bad.

    On the high end of coffee experiences, I knew this coffee buyer and whenever she got an extraordinary batch of Kenya AA... well, she had a physiological response.

    My nose and palate are not that sensitive.

    I've never vocalized after a double shot so that the neighbors would complain or ask for whatever I was having.
    Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooligan
    Well, not better, but more essential. If I go one day without coffee then I have incapacitating headaches, I could go a lot longer then that without ... well you know.

    My wife would say that coffee is more reliable and a cup lasts longer...

    .....I would tend to agree!

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    I think the real question should be, is there a way to introduce coffee in to your sex life?
    Have you ever walked through the aisle of your local grocer and smelled the death of a dying bean?

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    How about drinking coffee WHILE getting it on eh?

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    Oh right. During. Is that steamed milk on your belly button ring? Dang, if it had only gotten to the cup, it would have been a latte. Maybe that's why they call a 24 second single shot an espresso.
    Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlipKnoT
    How about drinking coffee WHILE getting it on eh?
    wow,just wow

 

 
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