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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by wmark View Post
    Why did the hipster burn his mouth ?
    He drank his coffee before it was cool.
    WINNER WINNER!!! I need that!
    "Wine is for aging, not coffee."
    Ken Hutchinson, Starsky and Hutch

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensoluna View Post
    I have a son who just turned 16 two days ago. I must say that his average "grounded" day ratio is well over 70% during the year!

    so here it goes, the very first coffee joke!

    How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?

    They're always getting grounded!
    I can't stand when customers or employees say do you want this grounded...it happens more than you would think..sigh
    "Wine is for aging, not coffee."
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    seeing is believing... ha ha ha

    Start your coffee day with some funny COFFEE JOKES?-24129531_1597269673695553_5734482028083654181_n.jpg
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    Horse walks into the coffee shop, Barista asks "why the long face"?

    Duck goes into coffee shop, Barista servers him coffee, duck says "put it on my bill"!

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    yes, yes yes. this is one of my favorites ! definitely.

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    Here, the "hello darkness" means my old friend, taster's choice instant coffee.
    I am in China again, Bejing this time. Not for work, but my wife suddenly had an urge to climb up the GREAT WALL and inspect every room, 8886 rooms in total (people says that there are 9999, but actually it has 8886 rooms) in the Emperor's Palace.

    so, I am with my good old friend, Taster's choice again for 10 days.

    Start your coffee day with some funny COFFEE JOKES?-hello-darkness.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensoluna View Post
    yes, yes yes. this is one of my favorites ! definitely.

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    Now that you mention it I really don't remember the last day I went with out a cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensoluna View Post
    Here, the "hello darkness" means my old friend, taster's choice instant coffee.
    I am in China again, Bejing this time. Not for work, but my wife suddenly had an urge to climb up the GREAT WALL and inspect every room, 8886 rooms in total (people says that there are 9999, but actually it has 8886 rooms) in the Emperor's Palace.

    so, I am with my good old friend, Taster's choice again for 10 days.

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    I can't hardly believe you don't take some beans with you. You may of mentioned it before but is there a reason you don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duffyjr View Post
    I can't hardly believe you don't take some beans with you. You may of mentioned it before but is there a reason you don't?
    whether I travel for a week or a month, I only take one carry one luggage and my also carry on back pack. there isn't space to put my coffee making / brewing equipment. Once George Howell said that he rather enjoy each country can offer than carrying his home coffee with him. (not quite the exact words, but same meaning). and he also travels with some instant coffee in case he can not get any.

    today, all day, we went to emperor's palace tour. 8 hours. I haven't see one coffee shop during 10 k walk.. :+(
    16 F until 10 am! quite a chance from a guy who used to Los Angeles weather.
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    Jet lag. got up at 1:30 am. it is 3:20 am Monday. I am on my fourth, taster's choice instant coffee.....
    and still got few hours to go until breakfast opens at 6:30... :+( :+(

    Honestly, my taster's choice instant coffee is making me alive..... my room is so cold (heather is not really working....) and outside is -16 C. No snow. just windy and super freezing....

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