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    Start your coffee day with some funny COFFEE JOKES?

    I have a son who just turned 16 two days ago. I must say that his average "grounded" day ratio is well over 70% during the year!

    so here it goes, the very first coffee joke!

    How Are Coffee Beans like Kids?

    They're always getting grounded!

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    Do you know what kind of coffee was served on Titanic?

    drum roll please....

    "Sanka".

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    Hey Alex,

    This new coffee joke thread got off to a good start.

    Thanks for thinking of it.

    Rose

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    hey, P.Rose. this is for you :+)


    What's It Called When one of your family member Steals your Coffee?

    Mugging!

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    what do you call a cup of "sad" coffee?

    ... Despresso :+(

    PS: "sad" coffee = sanka :+)

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    A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"
    "Coffee is four dollars the waitress says".
    "How much is a refill?" the man asks.
    "Free," says the waitress.
    "Then I'll take a refill!" the man responds.

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    Okay. today's joke is PG-13 with a "R" twist. so 18+ only Ha ha ha

    what is the difference between Starbucks and a prostitute?

    Not much. they both suck and empty your wallet!

    PS: however, I like a "blonde" small cup at $1.95 (morning only special :+)

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    Here is another 18+

    How are men like coffee?

    the best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night!!! (and it ain't the Deathwish coffee. :+)

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    I was and am an avid Lakers fan (NBA basketball in case you are bit confused). so why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?

    because.... they are out of Kareem! (I want early and mid Lakers' 80th back !!!! that was fun "show-time" days )

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    Any Original "Star Wars" fans out there?

    then, what is fat, slimy and drinks a lot of coffee?

    Java the Hut!

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