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    Coffee does not sober you up?

    I just read today that coffee can not help you get sober when you are plastered.
    It says that you need to wait several hours for the alcohol to get out of your system on its own.
    also, it says that drinking coffee will not make your body metabolize alcohol faster either. But coffee can trick your mind into thinking that you are close to sobriety.

    what do you think? is this really true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensoluna View Post
    But coffee can trick your mind into thinking that you are close to sobriety.

    what do you think? is this really true?
    It may make "you" (the drunk) think you are close to sobriety but to every one else all you are is a "wide awake drunk".

    The other question would be "does coffee help a hangover".

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    BS... as Duffy said... it makes you an alert drunk - that's it!

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    alright Mike! here are some photos of "alert" drunk. LOL

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    Smart ass... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by musicphan View Post
    smart ass... Lol
    yes, sireeee!!!

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    Okay guys, that's enough.

    Even though you're doing it in a friendly way, keep in mind that we have members from all sorts of cultures on this Forum, and some people may not understand the humor.

    Rose

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkRose View Post
    Okay guys, that's enough.

    Even though you're doing it in a friendly way, keep in mind that we have members from all sorts of cultures on this Forum, and some people may not understand the humor.

    Rose
    good point, P.Rose. NO Mas!!! :+)

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    In my case it helps a bit, however everything depends on how much you drank earlier lol

 

 

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