View Poll Results: If I invited someone to my place for "coffee". What do I mean?

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  • I want to showoff my new machine or coffee grinds.

    5 20.83%
  • Some coffee and some sex.

    10 41.67%
  • I'm bored, nothign else to do.

    2 8.33%
  • Other [explain]

    7 29.17%
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  1. #1
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    Coffee and sex. (again)

    How many of us have invited someone to our place for coffee?
    Have you ever intended it to mean sexual activities?


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    I have to admit this is directly from my life. I have sayed these exact lines to girls before, and succeeded. I even use it as a code word when friends call and ask me what I'm doing, "having coffee with so-n-so".

    I've never had it misunderstood either, guess I'm lucky in that manner.
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    Rowley, this poll is hysterical, I love it!

    anyway, call me old fashioned, but I chose "other". Maybe it's because I'm female, but when I say "come in for some coffee" it means I want to chat with this person and get to know them without any pressures.

    If I said "come up for a few beers" well that may mean something more sinister

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    Maybe it is just me, but I have a good amount of stories that have to do with coffee and sex.

    About 6 months ago I had a rampant problem with girls I was uninterested in being interested in me. Fearing these girls may begin to get confused or worse yet already be confused and start attacking each other, I devised a plan to have them become uninterested.

    I invited each of them (at different times) over for coffee to my apartment. Being oddly perverse girls they accepted and hinted toward a sexual confrontation. I returned their hint with an explanation of coffee meaning I want to pour coffee on their ass, . Some girls took this treatment for a few weeks, but not a single one ever tookup my offers to come back to my place for coffee.

    One girl contacted me a few weeks ago as well and tryed to schedule something out with me, I reminded her of how much i liked coffee and we didn't get our schedules to coodinate .

    Although all this may have me be seen out as perverse, I'm fine with that title.
    The man with the many Coffee hats.

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    lol I don't know if I should think you are a dog or hilarious. Either way, this thread made me laugh. Does anyone else have experiences like Rowley?
    Probably on a caffeine high.

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    Other, explain?

    I'm married, so if I'm inviting anyone over for coffee, it better be for the coffee, or I'm in the hot water!
    "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love." -- Turkish Proverb

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    I just answered other...I think it depends on how many you invite for coffee and what additives you may have for the coffee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowley
    Maybe it is just me, but I have a good amount of stories that have to do with coffee and sex.

    About 6 months ago I had a rampant problem with girls I was uninterested in being interested in me. Fearing these girls may begin to get confused or worse yet already be confused and start attacking each other, I devised a plan to have them become uninterested.

    I invited each of them (at different times) over for coffee to my apartment. Being oddly perverse girls they accepted and hinted toward a sexual confrontation. I returned their hint with an explanation of coffee meaning I want to pour coffee on their ass, . Some girls took this treatment for a few weeks, but not a single one ever tookup my offers to come back to my place for coffee.


    One girl contacted me a few weeks ago as well and tryed to schedule something out with me, I reminded her of how much i liked coffee and we didn't get our schedules to coodinate .

    Although all this may have me be seen out as perverse, I'm fine with that title.
    That is hilarious!!!

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    coffee

    Sometimes "I'm bored and there's nothing else to do" means sex too...but coffee goes well either way
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    Coffee

    I'm assuming the someone is of the opposite sex. In that case, sex is always the basis for the invitation. If a guy, that I was certain was straight, asked me, I'd say he was a combination of bored and just plain ol being friendly. We still do that sometimes.

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