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    Quote Originally Posted by rohitlumar View Post
    A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
    Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
    Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
    Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!



    Thats a good one! Haha...
    Last edited by terracotti; 01-13-2014 at 04:47 AM.

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    One day I got up very late.
    So, I decided to put Red Bull in my coffee machine instead of adding water.
    Got halfway to my office when suddenly I realized........... that I forgot my car.
    Last edited by montre; 01-04-2014 at 05:23 AM.

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    A man taking a woman home after their first date asks if he can come inside for a cup of coffee.
    "Oh no," she says, "I never ask a guy in on the first date."
    "OK," the man replies, "how about the last date?"

    My cheerful disposition is brought to you today by a STRONG cup of coffee.

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    The Two Rules of Life

    1. Never Give Out All the Information.

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    Montre you give only one of the “Two Rules of Life”, where is the other one.

    The joke made us laugh with the story of the Sardar Doctor and the Pundit. It made us drink coffee more enjoyable. Laughter is the best medicine with a cup of coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeLovers View Post
    Montre you give only one of the “Two Rules of Life”, where is the other one.

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    That's the joke...... it stops at Rule #1 . . . . Never Give Out All the Information.

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    nice joke !!!!

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    Frustrating moment turned out to be funny!

    It was the most irritating and boastful taxi driver I have ever met on my way back to home from office. He was constantly blabbering about how great his taxi driving life is. And I was like, just nodding my head in agreement and cursing the moment when I took this taxi.

    The conversation was like this –


    Taxi Driver: Hey man, you know what… It’s been 3 years since I’m driving this taxi.

    Me:
    O, okay.

    Taxi Driver:
    I love taxi driving and it is the world’s most beautiful job.

    Me:
    Really, glad to know so.

    Taxi Driver:
    Hey man, sorry for being blunt but unlike people like you, I don’t have to answer my boss.

    Me:
    Hmm...

    Taxi Driver:
    You know man, taxi driving is better than any other job. I bet you, one day you will leave your frustrating job and consider becoming a taxi driver like me.

    Me:
    Wha?? Jesus Chr… No!

    Taxi Driver:
    Why man? Don't you think taxi driving is awesome?

    Me:
    ...

    Taxi Driver: It has flexible timing, unlike yours.

    Me:


    Taxi Driver:
    I’m my own boss!

    Me:


    Taxi Driver:
    There is no one to command me.

    Me:
    ................... Take a left from here!
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    Coffee does not ask silly questions, Coffee Understands!!

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    rohitlumar : nice one !

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    Quote Originally Posted by tazzadiluna View Post
    A man taking a woman home after their first date asks if he can come inside for a cup of coffee.
    "Oh no," she says, "I never ask a guy in on the first date."
    "OK," the man replies, "how about the last date?"

    lol..did you just make that up?

 

 
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