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    Just a Joke

    Judge to thief: Why did you go 3 times to steal from the same store?
    Thief: Sir, I stole only one dress for my girlfriend and went twice to change its color.

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    A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
    Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
    Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
    Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!



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    Quote Originally Posted by btreath9082 View Post
    Judge to thief: Why did you go 3 times to steal from the same store?
    Thief: Sir, I stole only one dress for my girlfriend and went twice to change its color.
    LOL... You know I'll probably not be too popular for saying it.. But it's true.. Whenever I go to the store for something (if I go alone), and the wife tells me to pick up something, she'll call me on my cell a couple of times to change her mind or add stuff LOL..

    Heaven forbid I don't take my cell :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyMugsHalfFull View Post
    LOL... You know I'll probably not be too popular for saying it.. But it's true.. Whenever I go to the store for something (if I go alone), and the wife tells me to pick up something, she'll call me on my cell a couple of times to change her mind or add stuff LOL..

    Heaven forbid I don't take my cell :O

    OMG, You are absolutely right actually, And I am almost laying on the floor, laughing, after reading your post. Why does this happen to every poor boyfriend/husband? Believe you me, >95% of the wives and/or girl friends are the same as yours. My mom is like this, my sisters are like this and my girlfriend is like this as well. My friends' girls are also the same, so this is an in-built fault in females, lol.......Sorry to all the females out there, just kidding.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by rohitlumar View Post
    A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
    Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
    Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
    Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!



    Hey !
    What is a "sardar" and what is a "pundit" ?

    I don't think these are English language words or my vocabulary has become quite poor, lol.....

    Seriously, I think these 2 words are in some local language, if you elaborate their meaning, only then I will be able to understand this joke.

    Current status: it has flown over my head.


    SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO EVERYONE YOU WANT TO, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !

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    Okay.....I'm guessing that you've never heard the old saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," which means if you eat an apple a day (or healthy foods) you will be less likely to become ill, and you will not need to have a doctor see you.

    So, if you haven't yet looked up the definitions for "sardar" and "pundit" you can still probably figure out what the joke is.

    A rich doctor and an intelligent man both loved the same girl.

    The intelligent man believed that if you eat an apple a day, you can keep the doctor away. So, he gave the girl an apple a day to keep the doctor away (from her) so he could have her all to himself.

    I hope that helps.


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    LOL Now I get it. An apple is another word for restraining order, right?

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    Lol, Thanks so much Rose, I get it now, lol.....its nice....
    SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO EVERYONE YOU WANT TO, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldub View Post
    LOL Now I get it. An apple is another word for restraining order, right?
    Hilarious !

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldub View Post
    LOL Now I get it. An apple is another word for restraining order, right?
    Nope, I think no. Apple is used in this joke as "apple".
    SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO EVERYONE YOU WANT TO, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !

 

 
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