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- 09-27-2012 10:35 AM #1
Just a Joke
Judge to thief: Why did you go 3 times to steal from the same store?
Thief: Sir, I stole only one dress for my girlfriend and went twice to change its color.
- 09-27-2012 10:35 AM # ADS
- 11-02-2012 03:15 AM #2
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
- 11-02-2012 07:31 AM #3
Heaven forbid I don't take my cell :O
- 11-02-2012 11:02 AM #4
OMG, You are absolutely right actually, And I am almost laying on the floor, laughing, after reading your post. Why does this happen to every poor boyfriend/husband? Believe you me, >95% of the wives and/or girl friends are the same as yours. My mom is like this, my sisters are like this and my girlfriend is like this as well. My friends' girls are also the same, so this is an in-built fault in females, lol.......Sorry to all the females out there, just kidding.......
- 11-03-2012 10:11 AM #5
What is a "sardar" and what is a "pundit" ?
I don't think these are English language words or my vocabulary has become quite poor, lol.....
Seriously, I think these 2 words are in some local language, if you elaborate their meaning, only then I will be able to understand this joke.
Current status: it has flown over my head.
SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO EVERYONE YOU WANT TO, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !
- 11-04-2012 03:53 PM #6
Okay.....I'm guessing that you've never heard the old saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," which means if you eat an apple a day (or healthy foods) you will be less likely to become ill, and you will not need to have a doctor see you.
So, if you haven't yet looked up the definitions for "sardar" and "pundit" you can still probably figure out what the joke is.
A rich doctor and an intelligent man both loved the same girl.
The intelligent man believed that if you eat an apple a day, you can keep the doctor away. So, he gave the girl an apple a day to keep the doctor away (from her) so he could have her all to himself.
I hope that helps.
- 11-04-2012 03:59 PM #7
LOL Now I get it. An apple is another word for restraining order, right?
- 11-04-2012 09:30 PM #8
Lol, Thanks so much Rose, I get it now, lol.....its nice....SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO EVERYONE YOU WANT TO, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !
- 11-04-2012 09:44 PM #9
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