Recent content by WolfLarsen

Coffeeshops are forums, places where art and politics and gossip and sexual attraction all weave into each other. A Poem that Drank the Planets Out of the Sky By Wolf Larsen As the world marches forward into world war three I write a poem, as the land opens its legs to the falling nuclear...

Coffee shops are great places to meet new people... Let the Poem Undress You. . . By Wolf Larsen First the blue ran off your shirt and painted the sky, then she threw off her veil and the veil became the black night and her brown body wrapping itself around you again and again became the...

Hello. Thank you Demetri. There are times of my life where I practically lived in coffee shops. Coffee and creativity go hand in hand in my opinion. Cheers! Wolf Larsen

Hi Hello Jackson I started drinking coffee twenty years ago, when I found it helped me concentrate in college. After I discovered coffee I made honor role every semester. While in college (senior year) I started writing fiction (not course related) late into the night. Coffee helped. When...

Hi! O.K. I'll change the avatar. The painting was done by my father. Everyone agrees it captures my personality. My own mother had it taken off the walls because she said it gave her the creeps. Actually, Wolf Larsen in the painting seems to become more handsome (in a creepy way) every...

Hello. "Shameless self promotion?" I don't think I've done anything shameful here. I like to write. I like to drink coffee. Have you ever noticed all the people in those coffeeshops writing and reading? Cheers! Wolf Larsen

T.V. Evangelism Millions of women’s belly buttons are bouncing all over the moon Copyright 2005 by Wolf Larsen (Originally published in Selected Poems by Wolf Larsen, Galaxy Press, Australia)

An excerpt from Unalaska, Alaska By Wolf Larsen (Each novel takes hundreds of cups of coffee to finish.) Chapter 6 The next morning I was up at 5 A.M. I showered and shaved. Then I headed out the door to look for work. I needed a job real bad right away. I had less than 30 dollars in my...

A Baby is an Old Man in a Second I write my poems with your flesh oozing and dancing out of my pen, suddenly everybody's pregnant and there are thousands of buildings sprouting out of the walls in your living room and your girlfriend's tummy begins growing like a monologue, suddenly poems...

If it wasn't for coffee & tea civilization would collapse! Nothing would ever get done! Would you like a poem with your coffee? Verbs & Nouns Stabbing & Stabbing Each Other A poem by Wolf Larsen I kiss the verbs and I caress the nouns and I lovingly touch the adjectives, I hammer and crash...

Another excerpt from the novel TEN THOUSAND PENISES IN YOUR EAR By Wolf Larsen WARNING: THIS MAY BE THE MOST BIZARRE NOVEL EVER WRITTEN! The plot jumps a train going to Chengdu China or to Thessaloniki Greece or maybe to Vera Cruz Mexico but the train decides to become a cliff in...

from BLOOD & SEMEN The Monologue by Wolf Larsen Written in Kolkata (Calcutta), India Hand pulled rickshaws in 2005 and endless stray dogs and hordes of people sleeping everywhere on the sidewalk at your feet – I am walking through the Kolkata (Calcutta, India) streets at 4:30 in the morning...

Getting Shot on a Beautiful Sunny Day A Poem By Wolf Larsen A cook took his brains out of his head and served it as an abstract painting to the restaurant’s diners, once they ate the abstract paintings the diners in the restaurant turned into steel mills making love to your sister, this is why...

An excerpt from the novel TEN THOUSAND PENISES IN YOUR EAR By Wolf Larsen THE MOST BIZARRE NOVEL EVER WRITTEN! Warning: Written Under the Influence of Anton Webern, Schoenberg, & Coffee! (Please note: This is NOT a sex novel.) AIDS begiNs riNgiNg youR doOrbelL. You look through the...

From The Novel SLAM! BOOM! CRASH! By Wolf Larsen The World! The World! The World! Cities teeming with life, overflowing swelling surging flooding bristling abounding rippling overwhelming deluge of humanity in a wooooorld of cities cities CITIES(!) thatgreatestofcities Calcutta! Calcutta is...