Coffee Quotes

[sjmyst]

Didn't see a thread for this, so I'll start:

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That is HILARIOUS! I love Dave Barry.

Another really funny comedian I like said:

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Lewis Black

 

[glactiond]

"You Can't Buy happiness
But you can Buy Coffee
And That's pretty close"

 

[stanroche]

This print has always been one of my favorites.

 

[ColeenKitchens]

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

 

[ensoluna]

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

Apparently, Cassandra does not know about coffee civil war in Huehuetenango, Guatemala.
almost 100,000 coffee farm workers were killed or disappeared during 15 years of civil right war, fighting against rich, white, coffee farm owners and Guatemalan Gov't.

 

[TihamaCoffee]

[h=4]“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh[/h]

 

[3rdSpace]

Its okay to be late for work if your excuse was you were making some GOOD coffee - me

My boss uses two scoops of Foldgers for an entire 12 cup pot and its not great.

 

[Mr.Peaberry]

How about "not good", or "not palatable"?