Coffee Quotes

[ffarl]

Didn't see a thread for this, so I'll start:

 

[PinkRose]

Drinking decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~ Bob Irwin

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown

 

[CoffeeJunky]

You always have time for cup of coffee....... BY Me.

 

[PinkRose]

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee.”
― Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

 

[ffarl]

"Coffee- The favorite drink of the civilized world". Thomas Jefferson.

 

[PinkRose]

“I don't really like coffee, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ” ― Brian Andreas

 

[stutter]

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigorn

 

[PinkRose]

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee is even better.” - Justina Chen, North of Beautiful

 

[JumpinJakJava]

A coffee a day keeps the......., Wait a minute, "A Coffee"! Bob

 

[afm171]

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- Steven Wright​

 

[PinkRose]

“Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?” ― Justina Chen, North of Beautiful

 

[stutter]

"I feel bad for people who don't drink coffee. When they wake up that's the best they are going to feel."

Frank Sinatra. (but I changed the word alcohol for coffee)

 

[PinkRose]

This one from CCafe, who is one of the Coffee Forum's long-time members.

"Have you ever walked through the isle of your local grocer and smelled the death of a dying bean?"

 

[Mr.Peaberry]

"Locals don't let locals drink ordinary coffee." Advertising used by Michael Sheldrake of Polly's Gourmet Coffee in Long Beach CA. Not sure if these were his words or those of his ad-man.

 

[coffeeroastersclub]

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.
~Dave Barry