You speak about coffee like it's some hard core drug,... if you have problems cutting caffine, you have a real personal problem, give me a break, like you have to wean yourself off of coffee by watering it down. You are trying to classify it into the same class as some illegal drug....
Dude, if you can't just say, I only drink one "none" cups of coffee a day, then you have a problem, not with caffine, but with your brain in general.. I so hate seeing these types of posts, they make coffee seem like some drug you cannot get off of and that it sustains any form of your functionality. It very much does not, yes a little caffine helps in the morning, but is not mandatory to get up, nor does coffee drinking dictate your life.
Give me a total fing break here, if this is a personal issue for you, then don't drag in the bean, you are just smearing it's very nature.