Rowley said:Maybe it is just me, but I have a good amount of stories that have to do with coffee and sex.
About 6 months ago I had a rampant problem with girls I was uninterested in being interested in me. Fearing these girls may begin to get confused or worse yet already be confused and start attacking each other, I devised a plan to have them become uninterested. :twisted:
I invited each of them (at different times) over for coffee to my apartment. Being oddly perverse girls they accepted and hinted toward a sexual confrontation. I returned their hint with an explanation of coffee meaning I want to pour coffee on their ass, :shock: . Some girls took this treatment for a few weeks, but not a single one ever tookup my offers to come back to my place for coffee.
One girl contacted me a few weeks ago as well and tryed to schedule something out with me, I reminded her of how much i liked coffee and we didn't get our schedules to coodinate :wink: .
Although all this may have me be seen out as perverse, I'm fine with that title.