There will be no foolish steam wand-waving or silly infusion brewing in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is espresso-making. However, for those select few... who possess, the predisposition... I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even pour a perfect rosetta so someone can happily embrace death.