Eureka!
Well, it's been done, now. Dunno if this one'll make it, being made of a bunch of suspicous sounding chemicals and whatnot. But here's one, anyway:
"Mocha Java Coffee Drink with 20 grams of Protein & 19 Essential Vitamins! Only 5 Carbs!
1 bottle (9.5floz) serving size
Ingredients:
Water, ultrafiltered milk protein concentrate, colombian coffee (water, coffee), carageenan, vitamin & mineral blend (palmitate, vitamin e acetate, cholecalciferol, d-biotin, folic acid, niacinamide, d-calcium pantothenate, thiamin mononitrate, cyanocobalamin, pyridoxine hcl, sodium ascorbate, phytonadione, chromium chloride, potassium iodide, manganese sulfate, magnesium oxide, sodium molybdate, sodium selenite, zinc oxide), sodium chloride, caffeine, natural & artificial flavors, sucralose, acesulfamek-k.
Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size 1 Bottle (9.5floz): Calories 120, Calories from Fat 3g, Fat 0g, Cholesterol 20mg, Sodium 200mg, Total Carbohydrates 5g, Sugar 3.5g, Dietary Fiber 0g, Protein 20g.
Vitamin A 25%, Calcium 25%, Vitamin C 25%, Vitamin D 25%, Vitamin E 45%, Folic Acid 45%, Vitamin B1 25%, Vitamin B6 25%, Vitamin B12 25%, Vitmain K1 25%, Biotin 25%, Pantothenic Acid 25%, Iron 25%, Magnesium 25%, Zinc 25%, Selenium 25%, Manganese 20%, Chromium 30%, Molybdenum 25%."
And a link for those daring enough to try it!:
http://www.alacarb.com/product-detail.p ... 5756200012