Yeah, nothing makes my coffee more satisfying than a mouthful of phlegm in the morning as I hack my left lung a bit more into oblivion....
But your friend is right, smoking a coffee go so well together. In fact, if you really want a rush of goodness, ash in your coffee, and drop the butts in there for an added kick!
Dude, seriously:
1. You can have a good cup of coffee with a pastry and it''s better than a cup with a smoke
2. Smoking has an odd way of not being a habit when you start, it just ends up that way.
So next week give a large cup of iced coffee with a good portion of heavy cream (not milk, as for manufactured cream). Enjoy that cup with a warm, sweet pastry, like a fritter, and tell me it wasn''t better than the smoke.